TOP 10 Movie Lessons

Have You Ever wondered why stuff happens, as it happens, in the movies??
Well, wouldn’t it be wonderful, If we could learn something from them.
Here is a short list of stuff that movies have (maybe) taught me about life…

Lesson #10 : The Chief of Police will almost always suspend his star detective – or give him 48 hours to finish the job.

Lesson #9 : All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they are going to go off.

Lesson #8 : All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French Bread.

Lesson #7 : A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

Lesson #6 : When paying for a taxi, don’t look at your wallet as you take out a bill – just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

Lesson #5 : Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

Lesson #4 : Once applied, make-up will never rub off – even after an underwater swim.

Lesson #3 : Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds – unless it’s the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

Lesson #2 : If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick’s Day parade – at any time of year.

Lesson #1 : You are very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

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~ by CVS268 on Tue, 29 Dec, 2009.

One Response to “TOP 10 Movie Lessons”

  1. Thats ultimate . . . . . . .

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